JOEY’S SENTENCING…
“Well, in classic form this scumbag sat and waited all slumped over like a beaten dog while they hunted down his lawyer at 1:15 PM, when the sentencing was to start; “He’s somewhere in the building” someone shouted, while the judge just shook his head.
“Then his lawyer showed up (“fashionably” late) and the actual sentencing started and Joey boy was called up before the judge. He sleased his way up to center stage looking about as downtrodden as a man can look, he really looked old. He was dressed like a street person and his hair was quite un-groomed. Maybe he felt the judge would show pity for his lost soul.
“But alas, it seems the judge has seen his kind before. The first guilty charge (Criminal Attempt – Theft By Decep-False Impression) was a 3rd degree misdemeanor and the judge sentenced him to 1 year probation for that. The second guilty charge (Forgery-Utters Forged Writing) was a 1st degree misdemeaner and the judge had some comments; calling Joey’s action “dastardly” and sentenced him to 30 days to 1 year in Carbon County’s Correctional Facility.
“When the judge asked Joey if he had any thoughts, he had the balls to say he thought the prosecution’s case was weak. The Judge responded by reminding him that he was found guilty ‘beyond any reasonable doubt’ by a jury of his peers, and while the elderly woman he victimized sat there, the judge also added that he didn’t detect any remorse from Joey for what he had done, thus the jail time.”
Of course Joey intends to appeal this sentence, but first he must pay all fines, court costs and prosecutor’s fees. And what about his lawyer? Where the hell is he gonna get this kind of money (legally).Well it won’t be long until our dreams have come true and Joey has to address the notorious “Bubba”; the one who’s inherent in any prison system.
30 days (with good behavior) hmmmm, you better toe the line Joey, and when “Bubba” yells jump, you better ask how high.
Oh well, take your time Joey, appeal or whatever, you can only evade the inevitable for so long. It sucks to be you.
But don’t fear…we’ll keep the light on for you!
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